SG, or "the hardest working man in saber-metrics", has a table detailing AL right-fielders sorted by Total Offensive and Defensive Runs Above Average. Bobby Abreu comes in...DEAD LAST.

I knew he was having a not-so-Abreu season (even with what had been a hot start)…but according to this, he’s the WORST RF in the AL! Just barely below average offensively…and by far the worst fielding RF in the league (and I'm looking at Bernie circa '06 levels of bad). Who knew?