Yep, the Yankees spent $40 million dollars on a baseball player who makes news by "playing catch." In other news, it appears that Bill Gates may have "bought something."

The article says that Pavano was able to throw a distance of up to 90 feet (oh my!) and that he actually "felt great." Now I have no idea what on Earth could actually make this guy feel great, but whatever it is, it's probably not a bad idea to send it along with a few million dollars to Seattle or some other club who needs a thinks-he-has-been.