According to Newsday, Roger Clemens and former trainer Brian McNamee talked over the phone on Friday, apparently to discuss each other's claims about Clemens' steroid use:

In a surprising twist to their public war of words, Roger Clemens and his former trainer, Brian McNamee, spoke by telephone Friday night, Newsday has learned. It was their first contact since the Mitchell Report was released Dec. 13, and a person close to the situation described the hourlong conversation between the longtime friends as "emotional."

McNamee then injected a vile of human growth hormone into the buttocks of Clemens.

Just kidding.