Yeah, I'm making fun of this whole thing a little bit. The truth is, though, if you are going to bring up the original gossipy story as I did, you also need to bring up this story (with picture):

New York Yankees player Alex Rodriguez was seen strolling the streets of Boston hand-in-hand with his wife.

I'd like to hope that this would be the end of that plot line. But, I know better.

Via Tony Gicas.