Sweeney Murti is a clever man and has come up with a list of things that have happened in between Carl Pavano's last start and his next one.:

Over the last 643 days, Tiger Woods won 13 tournaments, including 3 majors.
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In June 2005, Kevin Durant and Greg Oden had not yet started their senior years of high school. Unless Ohio State wins Saturday, both players will likely see their college careers begin and end before Carl Pavano had the chance to take the mound again.
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If I started in New York and walked 2 miles south each day, I would have gotten to Fort Myers, FL a couple weeks ago.

The whole thing is actually pretty amusing so go check it out if you get a chance.