The Yankees have signed "blue chip prospect", 16 year old catcher Jesus Montero for $2 million:

"His main assets are his bat and his great arm, but Montero has the complete package and even George Steinbrenner got excited," Rios told Líder newspaper. ...

"The idea," Cashman told the Daily News, "is that in five years everyone will know who he is for the next 20."

Cool. Hopefully he's really 16.

(The title of this entry is a joke. :))